I like being scary with crackers but not when I’m sleeping. No.
Why is that truck go so quickly? Oh, I know. They have a mystery to solve
Speaking about a bug he had been tracking:
I love him him but I lost him. I’m so sad I lost him
I was playing outside all by myself with Mommy and Adalyn…
Stop Baby, I don’t like Tigers
Eating Friends is Not Good
Remember a lots a time ago when I was a little bit older and I went to the bad guys house, but it was a good bad guy? Remember that Daddy!?!
Can I talk to Siri?
When you were little and I was all grown up, I was cooking and I said stop tickling me and you didn’t, so I put you in timeout
You are my favorite company
There is a baby tower and a daddy tower. The baby tower is growing up
Don’t be sad and don’t open the fireplace.
Do you know how to stop, drop and roll?
Yeah, when there is a fire in my pants.
We got an Apple TV the other day.
It’s time to watch our apple juice mommy.
Crushing my hopes for him being an ornithologist.
You see that bird with the orange chest? It’s a crow.
Looking at my nasty runner’s toe.
What happened to your toe? Did a bird poop on it?