Ben gems

I like being scary with crackers but not when I’m sleeping. No.

Why is that truck go so quickly? Oh, I know. They have a mystery to solve

This one gets it’s own post.

Speaking about a bug he had been tracking:

I love him him but I lost him. I’m so sad I lost him

I was playing outside all by myself with Mommy and Adalyn…

New Songs:

Stop Baby, I don’t like Tigers

Eating Friends is Not Good

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Remember a lots a time ago when I was a little bit older and I went to the bad guys house, but it was a good bad guy? Remember that Daddy!?!

Can I talk to Siri?

When you were little and I was all grown up, I was cooking and I said stop tickling me and you didn’t, so I put you in timeout

You are my favorite company

There is a baby tower and a daddy tower. The baby tower is growing up

Don’t be sad and don’t open the fireplace.

Do you know how to stop, drop and roll?

Yeah, when there is a fire in my pants.

We got an Apple TV the other day.

It’s time to watch our apple juice mommy.

Crushing my hopes for him being an ornithologist.

You see that bird with the orange chest? It’s a crow.

Looking at my nasty runner’s toe.

What happened to your toe? Did a bird poop on it?